Cabbage Corp!!! Oh dear God....
forthebeautyofwords: The poor man and his cabbages….
so sayeth the king: i remember in high school a... →
where-the-heart-is: i remember in high school a female teacher came up to me and told me that i would have to change my shorts because they were inappropriate and she told me to go to the office or get changed immediately and i told her “i’ll put on pants when the weather stops being above 80 degrees”. She wrote me…
punsicle: shsl-good-luck: punsicle: what did the mentos say to the diet coke? MENTOS CANT FUCKING TALK AND NEITHER CAN DIET COKE OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU i think you’re overreacting
youngblackandvegan: jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
skate-high: ONE TIME I WAS FLIRTING WITH THIS CHICK AND SHE ASKED ME HOW OLD I WAS AND I TOLD HER I WAS 18 BUT IM REALLY 17 AND SHE BELIEVED ME AND I HOOKED UP WITH HER SHE IS 26 THIS IS ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS I JUST WANTD TO SHARE IT SHE WAS A FRESHMAN WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARDEN I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Interviewer: You know when you type 'Je' into the Google search engine, your name comes up first, beating Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lawrence: Hahaha! But wait... what about Jesus?
theangryviolinist: do re mi fa so done with this semester
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste